august 19
international blumbkin day
person 1: hey, isn’t it your sons birthday, and you haven’t bought a present.
person 2: “don’t worry, it’s august 19, i’m gonna go get head while i sh-t, then go to walmart and get a sh-tty off brand nerf gun.”
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