augustana university

formerly augustana college, augustana university is the best college in the sh-ttiest state in the union (south dakota), therefore not saying much. it offers decent liberal arts degrees, but engineering/tech degrees are honestly sh-t. people have had to get a masters elsewhere to even be considered for a position at a firm. only famous augie graduate is the co-founder of 23&me and some secretary of the senate a long -ss time ago. that being said, still ridiculously sh-tty. not a party school. girls average around a 4. guys are pretty much all student athletes, so slightly higher. parties usually get broken up, and you always have some white girl crying about how her life is going, and then she transfers (see sdsu).
“you go to augustana university?”
“yeah, mostly so i can date depressed white girls.”

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