aulophobia
a phobic condition involving flutes and other woodwind instruments suffered by gentlemen of arabic descent who have older uncles. see adelphirexia
“oh irrascable uncle mohammed of the guild of donkey bottom wipers i cannot do that even though it is a tradition in our family due to my being aulophobic!”
aulophobia is not thought to be contagious, except in bedford.
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