a crazy motherf-cker who never makes any sense, except when he makes a lot of sense. he’s adorable, with a really comforting smile and refreshing dark eyes. he’s not hot, s-xy or handsome, but my god he’s adorable. he’s a thinker and extremely considerate. many consider him an emperor among men. you can smell his confidence from a mile away. he’s crazy smart. don’t get me wrong, he’s a lazy -sshole who never does anything productive besides video games and vodka but we all love him.

if you’re an aumi, you’re probably some form of asian and have a lot of friends. someone, somewhere, is madly in love with you.
aumi is so r-t-rd, someone toss him off a cliff.

person1: guys, i think aumi fell asleep.
person2: he probably has a hangover.

i wish i was as cool as aumi.

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