a crazy motherf-cker who never makes any sense, except when he makes a lot of sense. he’s adorable, with a really comforting smile and refreshing dark eyes. he’s not hot, s-xy or handsome, but my god he’s adorable. he’s a thinker and extremely considerate. many consider him an emperor among men. you can smell his confidence from a mile away. he’s crazy smart. don’t get me wrong, he’s a lazy -sshole who never does anything productive besides video games and vodka but we all love him.
if you’re an aumi, you’re probably some form of asian and have a lot of friends. someone, somewhere, is madly in love with you.
aumi is so r-t-rd, someone toss him off a cliff.
person1: guys, i think aumi fell asleep.
person2: he probably has a hangover.
i wish i was as cool as aumi.
- ayden bartsch
stunningly beautiful and charismatic. her beauty is only matched by her intellect and sense of humor. she is confident and self -ssured. every girl wants to be her and every guy wants to possess her. dude! that girl is so ayden bartsch, i feel like if i could meet her all my life’s goals would […]
- Bad Musty
masturbating in a public restroom. “im so bored” what do you want to do? “i dont know, lets go bad musty in that corner store.”
extremely emotionally distraught due to feelings of grief and loss at the absence of the one you love. far beyond ‘lovesick’. “she was gone and he felt ill over her absence. lovesick. no…worse. baesick.”
- Ball Squeeze
if a seabee, who happens to be incredibly swoll, gets a barotrauma in his ear during surface supplied diving hey ball squeeze, hurry up and finish the pms you derpasaurus rex.
similar to “brainstorming”, which is when one partakes in deep thought in an attempt to solve a problem, “bangstorming” is when one attempts to solve the problem of finding a member of the opposite s-x to bang. usually occurs after a night of drinking, around 3 in the morning. -sitting in the bar after closing- […]