the people that visit while i am on the rag.
d-mn girl, i can’t give it up tonight, aunt flo and uncle red are in town.
- aunt may
when you f-ck a chick outside in the hot heat of may. me and cindy did an aunt may yesterday.
the plural term for any and all citizens of the m-ssachusetts capitol, boston. known as strange folk who cannot seem to figure out how to pr-nounce their r’s, they can be easily spotted in red sox, celtics, and patriots jerseys. “those bostonites can’t drive to save their lives!”
- chublami sandwhich
a p-n-s that is in the formation of becoming fully erect that is gripped by a females hands. i asked this chick from the club did she want sub way, instead we went to her car and she ate my chublami sandwhich.
- I fell down some stairs
what to say to your friends when you got beat up and and don’t want to admit it. because of it’s overuse (a result of the historical precedent for lying about spousal abuse in order to preserve the sancity of marriage) it is considered a thinly veiled cry for help. “woah, joanie, what happened to […]
- bounce the burger
a saying that means to have a close call, or barely get away with something or without messing something up. bounce the burger “did you see that cop? i really bounced the burger there!”