Aunt Jemima Breakfast
when you wake up in bed next to a fat black woman with a sweet taste in your mouth.
i don’t know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an aunt jemima breakfast instead of a ben from boston!
Read Also:
- baby season
the time of year when babies are popping out of hospitals faster than dead cancer patients. usually april and september. d-mn, it must be baby season because 6 of my cousins had babies last week.
- Bad out of Hell.
the term “bat out of h-ll” has been incorrectly used for decades. it is actually “bad out of h-ll”. as in “they were coming out of there like the bad out of h-ll.” as if someone opened the gates of h-ll. my grandmother used to say this and she was born in 1902. and, think […]
- Blowjob knees
when a girl has given enough bl-wj-bs, and her knees are red and bruised from being on them so often. can also happen after a single very long bl-wj-b. can also occur after b-mping into things, falling over etc. 1) “that girl has a s serious case of bl-wj-b knees” 2) “i fell while drunk […]
- Boardgame bitch
a down b-tch who deals cards, tokens, or any other game pieces during board games. typically sets it up and cleans it up too. me: boardgameb-tch can you sort all the cards into 7 piles boardgame b-tch: -sorts cards into 7 piles-
- Boruto
the child/children/sp-wn of pre-existing fictional characters, sometimes nearly identical to the parents for no reason. named after the son of naruto uzumaki and hinata hyuga in the naruto manga. mayday parker is the boruto of spider-man and mary jane. look at all of these borutos in the mortal kombat x cast!