auntie smooch


a verb
it means to kiss in a bland, non-erotic kind of way
mike: so how’d your date with annie go, dude?
bill: ummm, well, she auntie smooched me goodnight. what does that tell you?
mike: ah, geez
bill: yeah, nothing arouses me more than when a girl who i just spent half a fortune on kisses me, and it leaves me feeling like i’m her f-ckin’ nephew or something *triple facepalm*
mike: women are evil, dude…

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