an audio-based form of -rg-sm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. this rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of john zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: w-nker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally “c-nt punt” any near-by fangirl into a s-xually-charged screaming frenzy.
last night i went with my best mate to be aural c-nt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched ramones underwear and h-llo kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the b-ssist (and i mean everyone), but n-body knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.
great religious magazine which is distributed by the jehovah’s witnesses
lots of boys who are really good mates and are not embarr-ssed by each other are the boysies, (invented by rollerbladers) when drunk or out of it in some way, the group of males would shout and chant ‘whos the f-cking boysies!!!!’
- bozo bee bail
the act of performing a bee bail when there is, in fact, no bee. john’s friends cracked up when he did a bozo bee bail from his vintage ford mustang convertible because a leaf had blown up against his neck.
a b-tch that uses her teeth while giving head. sluma is a bracehead because she likes to use her teeth while sucking burbs d-ck when she’s mad at him.
- lil wayne
accidentally shot himself in the chest once. and that’s the d-mn truth! look it up if you don’t believe me! one of main reasons hip-hop is dead. anybody who knows the foundation of hip-hop will agree. all his rhymes consist of wannabe punchlines. the thing is, he notes the obvious in his rhymes. “im _____ […]