auric skeet syndrome


a particular rare genetic mutation where the sufferer projects golden glitter from the penile glands instead of s-m-n.
“honey, this is just something you are going to have to get used to. glitter is a part of my s-x life. i suffer from auric skeet syndrome.”

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