aussie cock jump
a s-x move in which a man, while having s-x in an upright position, secures the female firmly on his p-n-s and jumps foward without holding onto the female with his hands (lifting both himself and the female off of the ground). this is preferably done with a small to medium sized female, and the use of male enhancement drugs (e.g. v–gr-) is recommended before an attempt is made (for one’s own safety).
jerome: “yo, did you use that move i was telling you about?”
tyrome: “yeah son!”
jerome: “nice! the good ol’ aussie c-ck jump!”
tyrome: “yeah. shenequa loved it. too bad i f-cked up and gave her a concussion though.”
jerome: “b-tches be crazy.”
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