austacious
(adjective) – wicked hard core; hard core enough to staple your leg instead of getting st-tches.
“this weekend my cousin turned on a chainsaw while it was resting on my leg and i got this nasty -ss gash!”
“sh-t, i hope you got st-tches!”
“nah i stapled it.”
“…you austacious motherf-cker, you.”
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