Austin Landon
a s-xually transmitted disease leading to malformed babies and a desire to wear skinny jeans and hand roll your own cigarettes. it is a fatal disease with no known cure.
i contracted austin landon from my husband, who cheated on me with a 12 year old heroin junkie.
dude i had s-x with her mouth and i’m gonna have this d-mn austin landon for the rest of my life. don’t f-ck her.
i got austin landon and now my whole body is covered in blisters and scabs.
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