Austin Milner


a coffee drink consisting of two shots of espresso, caramel flavoring, all over ice. the drink originated at texas roast coffee house in rockwall, texas. the drink is a specialty item and is not on the menu. much like rap, an austin milner is an acquired taste.
>good morning, what’ll it be today?
>>i’ll have an austin milner please!

>okay that’ll be $2.33, we’ll have it right out.

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