Austitties


ample german br–sts that suddenly dangle in thin, white, low-cut blouses around oktoberfest.
diese deutschen aust-tties bilden mich durstig. wie bleiben solche große dämme des fleisches in solchen kleinen hemden?

(these german aust-tties are making me thirsty. how do such large mounds of flesh stay in such small shirts?)

Read Also:

  • pwv

    pwv is a p-ssy whipped victim he called me 30 times last night. he is a pwv

  • 69 Flamethrower

    the act of eating a large amount of beans, broccoli’s, onions, or what ever it is that gets you the most g-ssy. next step, take a light jog to get it all mixed up. now -ssume the 69 position, once you start chowing down and the urge to fart hits you your partner is required […]

  • 69itis

    the act of uncontrollably laughing due to the number 69 teacher: “okay cl-ss, x=69” ally: “hahahahahahahahahahaha” anna: “looks like you got 69itis”

  • A Wally

    a very silly person. a fool, idiot, r-t-rd, or moron. used jokingly/uninsultingly. “james, you wally – you’ve just drank meths!” “ben just fell down the stairs, what a wally!” nickname of the wally parks trophy, the official trophy of the national hot rod -ssociation (nhra). given to regional and national event winners off all nhra-sanctioned […]

  • binogamy

    when someone is married and they are involved in an extramarital relationship but they aren’t interested in pursuing any more partners than the two they already have. i was like “girl you’re beautiful and all but i am dedicated to a life of binogamy. i love both my ladies very, very much”.


Disclaimer: Austitties definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.