when someone is p–ped on by a koala or another native australian animal being “blessed” with the gift of australia.
“a koala just p–ped on me!”
“congratulations on receiving your australian baptism!”
gourmand and dookie. a person that eats sh-t. mike only knows how to judge people without knowing them, eating sh-t all the time. a major gourmandookie! #gourmand sh-t judge dookie
smelling of weed even if you haven’t smoked it, such as if you’ve been in a room or area of people smoking it and now you also smell of it. -weed smell is on your body even if you haven’t smoked it because you were in the immediate area of people smoking it- person 1 […]
- gaboon viper
general word for a black person, especilly one that is acting sneaky or dodgy or that might be looking to jump out and mug you or shake you down for money. i was walking to the bus stop in the dark when a gaboon viper jumped out and threatened to shank me for my bus […]
- jolly russian
vodka with jolly ranchers dissolved in it. barkeep, one jolly russian please!
in my arrogant opinion but there is a catch. some people think your typing lmao person 1: dude! person 3 just jumped off his balcony and broke his legs! person 2: imao person 3 is an idiot. why would someone jump off his balcony? person 1: it’s not funny! he could die! person 2: i […]