Australian Handshake


a h-m-s-xual greeting where one male grabs and uses a handshaking motion on another male’s p-n-s. the other male responds by returning the action to the first male, thereby “handshaking” one another.

since the h-m-s-xual action is taking place below the belt aka “down under,” it is referred to as an australian handshake.
lance:
nice to meet you!

gary:
nice to meet you too!

lance:
instead of shaking hands right now, let’s australian handshake!

gary:
g’day!!

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