Australian Juice
when you pour a juice of some sort into a woman’s v-g-n- and then eat her out. when describing the juice, you place the type of juice you poured in between the two words.
bill: when i ate her out i mixed some australian juice.
ted: what kind
bill: australian orange juice. it was delicious.
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