Awkward Ninja


when a person suddenly appears out of nowhere like a ninja and instantly makes you feel uncomfortable, often causing an awkward silence, then disappears just as quickly
first guy: “then, tommy’s friend just popped up out of nowhere and started listening to our conversation, no idea how long he was standing there.”
second guy: “then he disappeared next time you looked over?”
first guy:”yeah, how did you know?”
second guy: “he’s an awkward ninja”

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