the australian mint put out a tourism brochure which read “visit the royal australian mint? it just makes cents”. since this amazing pun was released, cool kids now describe something that makes sense as ‘australian mint’ .
“yep, that idea is australian mint”
- wet wussie
the act of holding a water drinking compet-tion with a bartender in australia who is a “wussie” and refuses to drink alcohol with you. if the bartender loses he has to pay for drinks for being such a boring d-ck and being so thoroughly unaustralian. rules: each partic-p-nt sculls a schooner of water as fast […]
- zombie train
having s-x with 5 or more people while being extremely confused. in vegas, you can enjoy many activities including a zombie train.
squifty; a squifty is a stone of a flat circular shape that can be skiffed (squift or squifted) of a stretch of water. a person who does the squifting action is a squifter, and to squift is to squift a squifty stone. i picked up a small, flat, circular stone and said to myself, “this […]
- bottom of the bag
when you got skittles that you forget dailin: i got skittles but i forgot because they’re in the bottom of the bag
- condom junkie
an individual, that void the presence of a prophylactic, has an inability to reach s-xual climax. however, when implementing a prophylactic climax is reach quickly. this sensual pleasure of a protective barrier to ones genitals is so extreme that one would use a prophylactic during masturbation. she may be a condom junkie but that b-tch […]