Australian Western Grip
a masturbation technique in which the male wraps his hand around his raised leg and pleasures himself with a reverse over-hand grip in order to allow “down under exploration” of the -n-s with the thumb. this technique was first pioneered by the native aborigines of the continent. the australian western grip allows for dual stimulation of both the p-n-s and the -n-s. it was first imported to the us by a local jew named eric aka “the professor of funny business”.
person a: “….and that was the first time i tore my acl.. and the second time i got crabs.”
person b: “oh straight”
person c: “wait can you tell the story again?”
person a: i got c-ck-blocked last night so i went home and used the australian western grip and it was totally awesome. too bad i slipped on a banana peel and tore my acl.”
person b: “sh-ts weak.”
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