australian wrapping paper
any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a p-n-s. can be used for any situation where the p-n-s bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.
man: d-mn b-tch, your -sshole is so dry, you make my f-cking d-ck bleed because of the friction you hoe!
woman: calm down, just use some australian wrapping paper my dude.
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