Austrian Cheese Bath
the austrian cheese bath is a sneaky, lewd act pulled by room mates and general douche-bags.
one will remove the cap from another’s body wash container, and -j-c-l-t- inside of it, where it shall lay unnoticed until the unsuspecting victim showers next.
if placed inside a shampoo bottle, (head and shoulders works best) it is known as austrian hair gel
a particularly hairy man may experience yogurt flakes when engaging in an austrian cheese bath.
“hey kevin, did you have a good austrian cheese bath?”
“what?”
“i came in your body wash, you bathed in my sp-nk!”
“youre a f-ckin douche!”
“i know! lets go make ravioli…”
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