Austrian Juggle


n,v. the act or action of simultaneously having a coffee, cigarette, and a pastry, esp. strudel in your hands. most performers of this act may wear designer gl-sses and a sweater over a b-tton-up t-shirt, b-ttoned to the very top. mostly seen outside a kaffeehaus or universities around the world
hey, that grad student in literature is smoking, drinking coffee, blogging on their macpro, and eating streusselkuchen at the same time, that is the best austrian juggle ever.

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