AustroFag


one who is pathetically obsessed with the country austria despite not living there and not knowing a word of german. he will spend hours pointlessly reading wikipedia articles about the country and brag about it to his friends. this is most likely to make up for his incredibly small p-n-s. he also lives in his bas-m-nt and plays a lot of video games. in addition to this he is secretly a h-m-s-xual but hides this by claiming to be as-xual.
“did you know vienna has the best quality of life of any city?”
“go back to your bas-m-nt you austrof-g”

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