authentic mexican
an illegal mexican that has an unusual odor and is often found working at construction sites and kitchens of low brow eating establishments. most have round faces and tan skin; you can only differentiate the males from females from their thick black mustaches
i feel like my chipotle always tastes better when made by an authentic mexican.
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