authoritah

the pr-nunciation of the word “authority” most frequently employed by cartman from the show south park (or by others in connection with him).
“you will respect my authoritah!”

“perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!”

“oh no! nothing’s worse than cartman with authoritah!”
having authroity, the authority. especially use if you are a fat -ss from south park, colorado.
“hey! i am a cop, and you will respect mah aurthoritah!”
basically, power. most effective when employed in colorado, in park county.
dude: you will respect my authoritah
other dude: okay. -respects dude’s authoritah-
actually pr-nounced “authoritye”. (au-thor-a-tie). see for yourself.

the word ‘authority’ as spoken in a southern drawl by the south park fat kid bully character, eric cartman, as he role-plays a mirror-sungl-ssed megalomaniac law enforcement … pig.
officer/deputy cartman: “aah am a cop! and you wheel respect mah authoritye!”
kyle: “cartman, don’t you mean authoritah?”
cartman: “you have the right to remain silent.”
authoritah (n.) — the conceit that people clad in ridiculous state-issued costumes are owed some kind of reflexive deference by the decent, law-abiding citizenry upon whom such tax-feeders inflict themselves.
driver:”…no thank you sir, i’d rather not sign the ticket…”
pig:”…please step out of the car, i’m placing you under arrest…”
driver:”…i don’t think that you can do that…”
pig: (pulls out taser and blasts your -ss with 100 volts whilst laughing and screaming)”respect my authoritah”