authority boner


when a someone, who generally has no authority, is given authority. thusly, resulting in an erection due to over confidence and an inflated self-worth
when the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn’t be; he instantly got an authority b-n-r at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.

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