autistocarcinogenic
1. a person on the internet who is both 12 y/o and edgy.
2. internet cancer which is so cancerous, it turns you autistic.
guy 1: dude, have you seen jake paul’s fanbase?
guy 2: no because i don’t want to.
guy 1: well, one time, i posted constructive criticism on one of his videos and i got a lot of people saying to me things like ‘stfu fgt’ or ‘f-ck off c-nt’.
guy 2: oh, then they’re definitely autistocarcinogenics.
guy 3: bro, looking at the cancer on ifunny literally gave me autism.
guy 4: dude, don’t go onto there again. all the “memes” on there are 100% autistocarcinogenics.
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