auto-jizz


verb
1. j-zzing/o-ing purely by mental activity, no physical stimulus.

2. short moment of ecstasy (no actual j-zz involved) brought on by extreme excitement, delicious food, extremely attractive people, etc…
oh. my. g-d. i just saw my hott neighbor with no shirt on and i auto-j-zzed.

that chocolate pastry was so good, i auto-j-zzed right at the table.

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