auto MOJO envy
usually occurs when your on your way to work our something not so exciting, and
youre in your car by yourself, and on the road next to you is a car full of
people with the windows down and the music up and they look like theyre having
such a b-tchin time, and you suddenly get quite envious and wish you could be
them instead.
(over texting)
“i so am not jazzed about working today.”
“serious? you were super pumped a minute ago.”
“yeah…i caught a sudden case of stage 3 auto mojo envy :/”
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