auto octopus


the auto octopus is the act of one male individual ripping off his own p-n-s and then shoving it so high up his r-ct-m that it seemingly disappears. the individual has to then defecate in order to retrieve his p-n-s. this practise is a method in which men are fully able to ‘f-ck themselves’ however, it is known to be extremely painful.

the origin of the auto octopus comes from the rather unusual mating strategies exhibited by the marine creature: the octopus. in order to mate, octopuses must rip off their p-n-ses and then throw them at the females they are wanting to reproduce with.
man 1: “sh-t dude, last night i finally manned up and performed the auto octopus”
man 2: “far out bro, that is hard core!!”

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