Auto-potion
see final fantasy x.
when attribute is added to defensive equipment, if that character is attacked, they automatically use potion/hi-potion/x-potion/mega potion depending on what is more available and comes first in the items list, without taking a turn.
–boss: seymour flux–
-during battle after all die except auron-
rl person a: wtf? seymour poked auron with his lance!! now he’s a zombie!
rl person b: hey, he’s using auto-potion!
rl person a: wtf?!?! no!!! he’s gonna die!!! wtf is wrong with you auron? you don’t heal a zombie!!
rl person b: well he just killed himself now…
rl person a: wtf? i almost won too!!
——————-
machina a v/s auron
-during battle-
machina a attacks — auron -865hp
auron auto-potion +1000hp
rl person a: hey, fricken sweet! not that it matters… he has fricken 5,000 hp.
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