Autobitch
the state of reacting to all things like a b-tch for a determined period of time. like autopilot, except instead of flying a plane without thinking about it, it’s being a b-tch without thinking about it.
i did cr-ppy on my bio final, my boyfriend is a jag, and i just got my period. as a result, i’m going to be on autob-tch for the rest of may.
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1. the act of not letting someone finish a sentence without making a b-tchy response.
2. a person that won’t allow someone to finish a sentence without making a b-tchy response first.
1. “i was trying to tell my mom why i came home late last night, but she autob-tched and grounded me without letting me explain what happened.”
2. “i was trying to tell my mom why i came home late last night, but she didn’t let me talk. she’s such an autob-tch!”
a word used in counter-strike to define a player who constantly uses either the terrorist h&k g3/sg-1 or the counter-terrorist sg-550 automatic sniper rifles, because of the complete lack of skill involved in wielding them.
“omfg, that autob-tch is camping in the same spot again!”
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