autocorettes
when the auto-correct on your phone adds or changes words in your texts, like a person afflicted with tourette syndrome would speak. usually makes your texts unintelligible, and may even end friendships.
john: wanna go to the mice ira tonight? or maybe don’t at that new placebo downturn?
jane: what are you talking about?
john: i meant do you wanna go to the movies tonight, or maybe dinner at that new place downtown… d-mn autocorettes…
jane: i’d lobster, what tinware can you pucker me up?
john: looks like you have autocorettes too!
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