autocorrectonese
when you can correctly translate an auto corrected text message into what the person ment to say with out asking for help.
a ” the buyer is open till .”
b “the buffet is open until ten.”
when you get message a, and somehow know it was supposed to be message b, you speak fluent autocorrectonese
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