autocorrexting
when you send a text message of random auto-correct words. using two fingers, type random letters on an iphone until autocorrect makes a word. then a sp-ce must be made to start a new word. a word can be re-started if no correction is offered.
(these names were invented with autocorrexting.)
rowland chairlift: “cindy brings jordan brunch”
legs mcgraw: “rocket gospel soaked godsend”
boots mcjob: “baring vatican ovary”
mugs mcclain: “overthrust effects uterus”
b-mmer dewy: “gherkin coffin”
keri mccray: “forked towels”
seahorse castro: “guido scene deleted”
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