awkward gorilla
a gesture performed during an awkward situation. the performer beats his hands on his chest and makes donkey kong-esque noises. this is usually followed by staring at the ground and creating more awkwardness or running after an italian.
i couldn’t remember that girl from work’s name, so i just pulled an awkward gorilla and ran after a pizza delivery guy.
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