autodeletamation
the automatic, yet completely subconscious, deletion of e-mail-related information (i.e. phone numbers, names, etc.) that is certain to be of no benefit–real or potential–to humans; the phenomenon almost always affects an entire team of teachers of one failing student, and usually occurs when the parent/guardian contacts the teachers (with only a few weeks left in the school year) to initiate supernatural behaviors that will cause the failing student to miraculously p-ss the course for the year.
we have three weeks left in school, johnny has been failing my cl-ss all year, and i’ve never heard from his parents. his mom left a phone message for me today, asking why i hadn’t already phoned her. she said she e-mailed me yesterday to find out what johnny can do now to p-ss my cl-ss for the year. i don’t even recall getting an e-mail from her. i must have experienced an episode of autodeletamation.
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