autoincesturbation
(v.)
to have s-x with a copy/clone of an opposite-gender version of yourself.
guy 1: hey, if you could, would you do autoincesturbation?
guy 2: the h-ll is that?
guy 3: f-cking a female you.
guy 2: …totally.
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