autointercourse
this is when a male, usually black (since they have the longest c-cks), has a long enough c-ck and flexible enough body to have s-x with himself.
the action is made by bending himself into a contorted form (often in a laying down position, with the legs over their head), with the p-n-s tucked down and placed inside their -n-s.
in order to do this smoothly, the r-ct-m is sometimes stimulated first with an erect object (i.e. finger/d-ld-/cuc-mber), to loosen the area and allow for insertion.
omg, he’s black! why’s he need me? he can just do autointercourse!
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