when people discriminate against the type of car you drive.
“hey bro, see that guy pulling up in his pimp truck. better call the condo -ssociation president to tow it.” trucks don’t beong in our condo, because even though we think it’s the ritz…newsflash…it’s not, that is autoism!
member in avril’s band who plays guitar so she only has to pretend to. teenage fan: “like omg avril is such an awesome guitar player, and she like totally taught herself how to play.” disgruntled realist: “no you puppet monkey paramecium, she f-ck-d that ugly -ss guy in the band who plays guitar,avrilsguitarist, hence she […]
- emo gambit
a practice often used by teenagers and the emotionally unstable/immature where the threat of suicide is employed to either prevent a break-up, or begin a relationship, with someone who is clearly uninterested. i really need to break things off with him, since he’s getting clingy, but i don’t want him throwing an emo gambit.
- b*n*r vaulting
the sport of utilizing one’s b-n-r to vault over obstacles. same as pole vaulting except for the use of your own b-n-r to complete the vault. two toddlers were punished for b-n-r vaulting into the bath tub.
- be cool
to chill out, to not act a fool. using whatever means necessary to avoid drama, confrontations. “dude, that guy’s mad-d-gg-ng me!” “be cool, man. he’s strapped.” people who are not cool but wanna be; people who try way too hard to act cool; unoriginal/fake people hey that kid always tries to act cool to mix […]
- bugafado disease
a rare disorder where a person is so overwhelmed and blinded by their significant other that their indiviudality is diminished. the infected no longer recognize their friends and become so controlled they give up those they love. early symptoms resemble immense bug loving and wearing edge hats. it is yet to be discovered if this […]