Automatic douche lane


the lane that -ssholes get into when they decide they’re gonna p-ss you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there’s not enough room for them.
fred: this guy’s gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he’s switching to the automatic douche lane…

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