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a person (usually male) who is otherwise a decent, respectable and likeable person who for reasons unknown to science turns into an absolute and complete c-nt the second he gets behind the wheel of an audi and thereafter drives as though he and only he has the right to be on the road.
gavin: “…i was driving up the m1 today going into the roadworks, everyone was merging in turn nicely and as i was about to change lanes this c-nt comes roaring up and blocks me, then the next guy does the same and so did the c-nt after him.”
alan: “what were they driving?”
gavin: “erm, think it was an a6 avant, rs4 then an a5 convertible”
alan: “sounds like a bunch of audi c-nts”
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