automatically boots and barkly


this factualizes anything you say. this is often used in an argument between friends when one knows they have lost the argument to make them automatically win. it is commonly used by a poor sport or sore loser to gain an upper hand.

it’s mainly used as an inside joke/game between friends who understand the meaning of the phrase and who are willing to abide by it to continue the joke.
in a sense it is as the jedi mind trick.
mom: “i told you to take out the garbage 3 times now and it’s still here.”

son: “you said you would take it out, automatically boots and barkly!”

mom: “automatically boots and what? i never said that….”

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