Automobilaphilia
an unhealthy obsession with ones car, bordering on s-xual. mostly apparent in males.
starts off innocently enough, with the person giving their car a name. further symptoms include describing the car using adjectives reserved for members of the opposite s-x (i.e. attractive, s-xy), and, in the worst of cases, traces of bodily fluids being found in and around the exhaust pipe.
“rachael looks more attractive today, now that she’s got her alloys on”
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