automobiliality
when a car is so freaking s-xy you just want to have s-x with it and/or causes you to reach climax/-rg-sm
example 1:
dave: tim, that new bmw m3 is so freaken s-xy man.
tim: i know man i just want to f-ck it in the tailpipe.
dave: you better be careful bro you’ll get arrested in this state for automobiliality!
example 2:
guy: d-mn! that lamborghini is so freaken hot it makes me wanna j-zz all over the hood.
example 3:
girl: omg that sound of that ferrari’s engine is making me so wet i wanna just bend over in front of it.
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