automophiliac



1. (adj.) a person who is in love and has s-xual feelings for cars, sort of like an objectophiliac has with random objects, such as buildings.
person 1: i like the sound my car makes when i turn her on.
person 2: that’s… peculiar
person 1: i also like to rub her b-mper.
person 2: umm?
person 1: i also like to stick my p-n-s in her exhaust pipe.
person 2: woah. didn’t know you were an automophiliac

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