Automoton


the word you use when you are fed up with ‘your mom! your face!’ type conflicts. it automatically shuts down the argument.
person 1: hey, you’re dumb.
person 2: your face is dumb!
person 1: your mom is dumb!
person 2: your mom’s face is dumb!
person 1: your b-tt is dumb!
person 2: your mom’s b-tt is dumb!
person 1: your dog is dumb!
person 2: automoton!
person 1: dammit.

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