mammary intercourse performed on one’s self. naturally you would have to be either a chick with a d-ck or a guy with t-ts if there’s difference.
you’ll probably have guessed that it’s a hentai thing.
either her d-ck was long or her b–bies were huge. all i know is when she could have enjoyed autopaizuri with ease.
getting drunk off a mixture with gatorade and any alcohol “man i got a whole bottle of gatorade and a handle, it’s time to get gatorfaded”
- gohst fuck
1.that guy or gal u secretly cant rember if u slept 2. that guy or gal u wish u hadnt slept with 3. regretful onenight stand person 1: hey did u score last night person 2: i gohst f-cked person 1: oh no with who? person 2:i dont want to talk about it
dikbi is a word that you use instead of ‘d-ck biscuit’ because either you don’t have enough sp-ce, or you don’t want them to know. “david is such a dikbi.”, “what?”
in baseball, when the pitcher hits the batter in the nuts with a curveball, it’s always called a b-llstrike. umpire-b-llsteeerike! (b-llstrike in umpirish) batter- f$%k i can’t feel my legs, ahh!
(of a video on youtube) – totally wrecked by introducing adverts which cannot be blocked even by adblock. this is the music industry’s answer to youtube – wreck all the videos on there, and maybe we will start buying cds and dvds again.. once a video has been vevoed, all other copies are removed by […]