autopilot

when standing in front of a urinal (or a regular toilet for the private types), you release your hand(s) from your johnson in the middle of peeing, leaving it free to guide the urine to its final destination without -ssistance.

commonly activated whilst texting, or more rarely, when reading.
once his pee-stream was safely pointed in the right direction, ignacius disengaged his hand and entered autopilot mode.
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when you do something without realizing what you’re doing (usually results in making a mistake)
sorry, autopilot, you know how it is.
the ability to somehow find you way back to your own bed, no matter what state you are in
not quite sure how i got home last night… i must have been on autopilot
used for the professional drunk. when you drink so much and so often you function even when you are blackout drunk. you are so good at it your friends and even professional bartenders can’t tell you should have been cut off 5 drinks ago. you continue to talk and walk but have no idea what you are saying or doing. this also makes for fun sherlock holmes mornings.
man i was on autopilot last night, where did i get this fez?
also, “that autopilot feeling.”

1. like you’re set on autopilot, your body is just going throught the motions, your mind is gone.

2. “you know the feeling.”

coined by abstinence crusader and social provocateur g.c. buell circa 2002.
“lately, i’ve been having that autopilot feeling a lot more than usual.”

“i want to autopilot your mom in her bung.”
an extremely high level of drunkeness only achievable through years of alcohol abuse. the individual in autopilot will likely do the following:
insult you
hit on you
scream curse words and racial slurs
just plain scream
vomit in hard to clean locations
lose bowel and bladder control
question your s-xuality
question their own s-xuality

sleep with sea monsters
become a legend
dudes. jake was so far in autopilot last night! he tongue punched mich-lle’s nasty fart box after ian j.o.ed into a rubber and put it in his -ss. he also vomited in his underwear while he was wearing them! he doesn’t even know it either!
when you and some friends are super high and are walking or driving and not thinking about where you are going
“dude where are we at?” “i don’t know. i guess we were on auto-pilot”